Syringe Dodger Gifts

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"The first one's just a warning."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Effective Cuban vaccines

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Covid v Vaccinator

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Snow globe vaccine

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Ebola reaches USA.

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Gimme a shot!"

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

COVID-19 Vaccine

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

"Just you wait 'till your father comes home!"

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'