Syringe Shunner Pillows

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"The first one's just a warning."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Effective Cuban vaccines

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Covid v Vaccinator

Sawdust.

'Nevermore.'

Snow globe vaccine

Ebola reaches USA.

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"Gimme a shot!"

COVID-19 Vaccine

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

Covid Shiva

Coke Dealer

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

'Well **** the **** and his ****. . . Sorry, I have one of our mouths.'

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

Laying on a bed of needles.

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."