Sugar Shunner Pillows

Coke Dealer

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Sawdust.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'Nevermore.'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Sugar free farm

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Black Forest Cake

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

"No more cross buns for you!"

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

He was having a great time until he'd eaten so much candy he just toppled over. His Halloween night reached a tipping point.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

"Don't look left or right!"

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

"So, I've heard that one of your scouts has found a sugar stash!"

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."