Sugar Shunner Prints

Coke Dealer

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Doughnut Making

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Sawdust.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'Nevermore.'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Black Forest Cake

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

"No more cross buns for you!"

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

"Don't look left or right!"

"So, I've heard that one of your scouts has found a sugar stash!"

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."

Donut Ho

The low sodium diet of last resort.'