Shade Shunner Pillows

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

Sawdust.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Eggshell blue

'Nevermore.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The Sun Bather

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

'Glorious day'

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."