Shade Shunner T-Shirts

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

Sawdust.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Nevermore.'

Eggshell blue

The Sun Bather

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"I love summer."

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

'Glorious day'

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."