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'Nevermore.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

The New Normal

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Sawdust.

Stop smoking,instantly.

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'I gave up smoking.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out.'

Coke Dealer

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.