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'Nevermore.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

The New Normal

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Sawdust.

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Smells good. What is it?'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Smokers.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'I gave up smoking.'

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Coke Dealer

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.