Sodium Shunner T-Shirts

Sawdust.

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'Nevermore.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Rush Limbaugh

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium

Coke Dealer

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

Snow makes the world look fresh and new! It's a blanket of white covering all the flaws! Right, Frank? Frank?

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'