Sodium Shunner Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a sodium shunner with a creative streak? Our collection features clever, humorous items that blend science and wit, ideal for those who appreciate a little chemistry humor in their daily life. Whether it's for a friend, colleague, or yourself, you'll find something that sparks joy and brings a smile.

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Sawdust. mockup

Sawdust. mockup

Sawdust. mockup

Sawdust. mockup

Sawdust.

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The low sodium diet of last resort.'

The low sodium diet of last resort.' mockup

The low sodium diet of last resort.' mockup

The low sodium diet of last resort.' mockup

The low sodium diet of last resort.' mockup

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

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'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.' mockup

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.' mockup

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.' mockup

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.' mockup

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

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"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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'Nevermore.' mockup

'Nevermore.' mockup

'Nevermore.' mockup

'Nevermore.' mockup

'Nevermore.'

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"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case." mockup

"Any yet he's always on my case."

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I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table. mockup

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table. mockup

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table. mockup

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table. mockup

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

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"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!" mockup

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!" mockup

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!" mockup

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!" mockup

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

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"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score." mockup

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score." mockup

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score." mockup

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score." mockup

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

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"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!" mockup

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!" mockup

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!" mockup

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!" mockup

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

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Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds. mockup

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds. mockup

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds. mockup

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds. mockup

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

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"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake." mockup

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake." mockup

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake." mockup

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake." mockup

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

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'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'You have too much salt in your diet.' mockup

'You have too much salt in your diet.' mockup

'You have too much salt in your diet.' mockup

'You have too much salt in your diet.' mockup

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

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'Do the patches help?'

'Do the patches help?' mockup

'Do the patches help?' mockup

'Do the patches help?' mockup

'Do the patches help?' mockup

'Do the patches help?'

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'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?' mockup

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?' mockup

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?' mockup

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?' mockup

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

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Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium mockup

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium mockup

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium mockup

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium mockup

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium

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Coke Dealer mockup

Coke Dealer mockup

Coke Dealer mockup

Coke Dealer mockup

Coke Dealer

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'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.' mockup

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.' mockup

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.' mockup

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.' mockup

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

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"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again." mockup

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again." mockup

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again." mockup

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again." mockup

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

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A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk. mockup

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk. mockup

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk. mockup

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk. mockup

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

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"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump." mockup

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump." mockup

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump." mockup

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump." mockup

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

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“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.” mockup

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.” mockup

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.” mockup

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.” mockup

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

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"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention." mockup

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention." mockup

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention." mockup

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention." mockup

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

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'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.' mockup

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.' mockup

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.' mockup

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.' mockup

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'

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Sodium Shunner Gifts Collection

Sodium Shunner Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring sodium shunner humor and science-inspired designs—brighten mornings with a touch of wit.

Sodium Shunner Pillows

Find pillows with clever sodium shunner designs—bring humor and comfort to your living space for any science lover.

Sodium Shunner Prints

Shop our science-inspired prints with sodium shunner themes—perfect for decorating a creative, chemistry-loving space.

Sodium Shunner T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate sodium shunner humor and chemistry wit—ideal for casual wear and showing off your scientific spirit.