Gadget Shunner Gifts

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

The Computer Bore

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Sawdust.

'Nevermore.'

"Now, you show me yours"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

A man connected to his PC.

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

Note to self/post to self/tweet to self/text to self/IM to self: Leave phone at home and just enjoy the day more often.

"Oh, that's a whatchamacallit. Aisle four, right next to the thingamajigs!"

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

Tricks Machines Play on Us...

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

Coke Dealer

'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

Techno Geeks.

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

STRIP Hambone: Bashing a computer to make it work

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."