Celebration Shunner Gifts

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dancing Doctor

Cardiac Recovery.

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."