Handshake Shunner T-Shirts

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Sawdust.

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

'Nevermore.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Coke Dealer

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

Shaking hands.

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

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