Handshake Challenger T-Shirts

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

'...Or not.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

'I tried to call the math hotline, but predictably, I got the wrong number.'

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

'Go ahead, rub it in!'

Fitness. No, thanks

'One more line and I'll have filled the whole board.'

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

Man vs. machine

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Shaking hands.

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'