Syringe Stylist Mugs

Covid v Vaccinator

"The first one's just a warning."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Ski lift mobile

Hair Traffic control.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Effective Cuban vaccines

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ski kicker.

Choosing What To Wear.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Skinhead guppy.

"Great-looking tie!"

Snow globe vaccine

Sir Cecil Beaton

It bag and no knickers!

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Ebola reaches USA.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."