Syringe Satirist Mugs

"Gimme a shot!"

"The first one's just a warning."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Effective Cuban vaccines

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Covid v Vaccinator

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Suburban street.

Snow globe vaccine

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Autumn Leaves

"As if being expelled from the garden of Eden wasn't enough, that apple had a worm in it!"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Oink.