Syringe Skeptic Gifts

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

"The first one's just a warning."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Snow globe vaccine

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Gimme a shot!"

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

COVID-19 Vaccine

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"Beware of everything."

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

"The new Matter-Eater Lad movie is going to be better than the new Avengers movie because it's not about saving the whole world." "Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why 'The Martian' did so well." "It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden." "I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares." "We really should have our own movie review show."

Covid Shiva

He's got a lousy voice!

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'I can't put my finger on it, but something doesn't seem right.'

Robert the Bruce actually hated spiders.

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

"Scared of spiders! Is that it?"

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax