Music Survivor Pillows

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

Desert Island BBQ

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'Was the flash too bright?'

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

The Grim Reaper

"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."

Fresher Flu.

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

'But not important enough to hire more operators.'

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."