Schedule Survivor Pillows

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

Desert Island BBQ

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Lost Diary'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Intense summer sun

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Fox Operated Fan

A snowman enjoys the aircon

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

Air conditioning.

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

'Boy it's hot today!'

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"