Scheduling Survivor Pillows

"Your appointment with the doctor is at eleven-fifteen, but his appointment with you is at twelve-fifteen."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'Lost Diary'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

Intense summer sun

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Fox Operated Fan

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

A snowman enjoys the aircon

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Air conditioning.

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

'Boy it's hot today!'

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."