Shortage Survivor Pillows

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Thank-you God.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"The trees are laughing at us."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Intense summer sun

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Fox Operated Fan

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Boy it's hot today!'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Air conditioning.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."