Supper Survivor Pillows

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

French suppers.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Intense summer sun

Announcement at teatime

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

Fox Operated Fan

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Boy it's hot today!'