Supper Survivor Mugs

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

French suppers.

Relief for America in the Heat.

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Intense summer sun

Announcement at teatime

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Fox Operated Fan

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Boy it's hot today!'

Air conditioning.

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."