
'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'
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'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'
Colour Version: Living by the Clock
Burning the midnight oil.
Working hours.
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."
Working Late
"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"
"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."
Deadline
Pull an all-nighter?
'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
"Sure I can make that deadline."
"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."
Pull and all nighter...
"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."
Work avalanche
Hourglass Dumptruck
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
Deadlines, Inc.
Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.
If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.
Stacked In Tray
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
Quicksands of time
'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'
"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"
Outstanding Time Management
"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"
Deadline
"Help! Set me free!"
'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'
Drowning in Paper.
'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'
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