Sci-fi Survivor Pillows

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Desert Island BBQ

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Astronaut

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Sam Jackson

Zoo Employees

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Nosferatu-D2

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'Oh good, valet parking.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

Robot Bores

Michael Crichton.

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

A holiday maker greets a castaway