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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Extreme Bungy

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Things we need to acknowledge

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'It won't get airborne.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."