Sphinx Skeptic T-Shirts

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The suggestion box.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Suggestions Box

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Science deniers Soc.

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

Rational explanations

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"