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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Cat Lit. You?'

Eugene Ionesco

'I know what you're thinking.'

Dear Diary

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Oculist.

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

Sisyphus 2021

The Wages Of Sin

Eurydice in Elysium

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

The SAT test can wear you down.

'Apparently it was all due to an absentee landlord.'

Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

'It's the end of an aura!'

"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.