Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.
Silicon Scholar T-Shirts
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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."
Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
K9 Literati
Jewish Geometry
Wikipedia...
'Hard to follow...'
"Have you been working out?"
"Must be another paradigm shift."
'Read that last part back to me.'
"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."
'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'
'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'
To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."
"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."
"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'
Petrarch
Francois Rabelais
W. B. Yeats
''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'
"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."
Brain Power
Lowbrow Lolita
"What does it all mean?"
The What's-The-Hurry? Institute
"Question authority"
"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."
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Silicon Scholar Mugs
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Silicon Scholar Prints
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