Sandwich Scholar T-Shirts

'Hard to follow...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Jewish Geometry

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm a retired doctor."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

Sandwich filing.

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."