Sandwich Scholar Mugs

'Hard to follow...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Jewish Geometry

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Sandwich filing.

One Hour Sandwich shop

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.