Sandwich Critic Mugs

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Hard to follow...'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm a retired doctor."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'