Sandwich Critic Pillows

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

Stratigraphy

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I'm a retired doctor."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'The meaning of life? Well, that depends. Right now it's all about this yummy egg salad!'