Sandwich Sarcastic Pillows

One Type of Chicken Sandwich has only mayo...the other has only salad and no mayo. Rubbish!

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Honest Vending

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Jelly I.V.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I'm a retired doctor."

Batman and Reuben

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Your French dip, sir.'

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Paninis of the Old West