Sandwich Legend Pillows

"Martha, it's your grown independent son asking what side the jelly goes on a PB&J sandwich."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Honest Vending

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Stratigraphy

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Jelly I.V.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Lunch Meet

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'