Sandwich Perfectionist Mugs

'And please have my grilled cheese sandwich cut in half diagonally, or I'll cry.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Lunch Meet

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)