Smartphone Scholar T-Shirts

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"Are they taking a selfie?"

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The Modern Novel.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"