Smartphone Philosopher T-Shirts

Man and mobile

Modern Portrait Gallery

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Woman on the phone.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Modern Life Blues

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Computer help.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.