Cellphone Philosopher T-Shirts

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Woman on the phone.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.