Cellphone Philosopher Prints

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Woman on the phone.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.