"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."
Telephone Philosopher T-Shirts
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"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
Woman on the phone.
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.
Domestic Spying Drones
I think therefore I am.
Information about information about information about information.
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
Artificial intelligence discovers racism
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."
"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."
Modern Portrait Gallery
'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"
"At last! - A text from Godot!!"
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"
Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head
"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."
"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."
"Here's what we've accomplished so far"
A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.
'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'
"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."
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