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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

K-9 10k

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Hey! How about a little privacy.

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

The SAT test can wear you down.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

SLOTH...still at lunch

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

Snow-A Thesaurus

Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"It's our organization chart."