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"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

"Is gluttony the reason people won't eat Gluten?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Confusionism'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Jesus wept

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

"How long has he been missing?"

Soren Kierkegaard

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Evolution of God. . .

Did you know that hawks can travel 250 miles without flapping? Big deal. So can I.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

Thomas Aquinas

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

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