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Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Ghost School.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Frederic Chopin

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

New York Netherworld

Edvard Grieg

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Starvation Watching

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Welcome Ghost.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Cesar Franck

"He did it!"

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I know what you're thinking.'

Happy Violinist

Fortune teller sees impending doom