Sphinx Seeker Pillows

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Ghost School.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Frederic Chopin

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

New York Netherworld

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Edvard Grieg

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Cesar Franck

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I know what you're thinking.'

Happy Violinist

Reading room