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"Given the opportunity to reinvent myself, please help."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Sauvignon Bonk

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Riding School Chaos

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I think it loves us."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Open House of Horrors

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Welcome Ghost.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Piñata Walk

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Lei-ing Hens

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Tango

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Love your ambiance!"