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'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

Hey! How about a little privacy.

We're a host family for Joey's exchange program.

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"I think he is going to bring on the young players."

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

"From the medical perspective the jury is still out regarding the benefits if cannabis. . ."

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

'The world is my litter box.'

Stretching Sphinx

"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."

'Here's your rake, Phil! Can I borrow your snow blower?!'

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

"A meatloaf sandwich? Wanna trade?"

"We had a great christmas. I've got some lovely presents to exchange"