Sphinx Scholar Prints

Hey! How about a little privacy.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Cat Lit. You?'

Eugene Ionesco

'I know what you're thinking.'

Dear Diary

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Oculist.

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

K-9 10k

Eurydice in Elysium

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

The Wages Of Sin

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.

Sisyphus 2021

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'Have you been on Facebook again?'

The SAT test can wear you down.

Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.

'Apparently it was all due to an absentee landlord.'

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

'It's the end of an aura!'

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Stretching Sphinx

'The world is my litter box.'