Sphinx Fan Prints

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Snowyphus

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Life and Death

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Field Trip!

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

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"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"So, how's your other half?"