Phoenix Fan Prints

Notre Dame Phoenix

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

The Firebird

Phoenix

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Ice shelfie.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Fox hunting.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Mummies for Dummies

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"