Phoenix Fan Gifts

Notre Dame Phoenix

The Firebird

Phoenix

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Fox hunting.

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Mummies for Dummies

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.